Traitor Joe’s

Trader Joe’s is like that friend that accidentally screws you. Doesn’t mean to do it, but does it anyway. Doesn’t even know he’s doing it. Like, I’m sure they didn’t mean to ruin my life when they stopped carrying frozen pasta that microwaves in 2 minutes. But they did. Now I have to go back to boiling water. This has become a serious inconvenience since I last boiled water.